Ewan Morrison: 'Maybe the belief that furniture can express who ...
id I not make a New Year resolution to never set foot in the mazeof practical solutions to modern living again?
So I am a hypocrite. Well, so what? I tell myself that the othercredo of discovering a shelving unit that was antiquey butuniquely me was even more ideologically dodgy. Maybe the beliefthat furniture can express who you are is both a waste of time anda pathetic bourgeois delusion.
Having said that, when I lose my Allen key and the whole thing isaskew and the MDF crumbles to bits, when I try to hammer it allinto place and am left with a pile of wood chips and no possibilityof a refund, I will sneer with righteous vengeance as Tyler Durdendid in Fight Club: "F off with your sofa units and strine greenstripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect,I say?let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
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